Operating from an undisclosed location in the Pacific Northwest, the nefarious Internet smut-monger who goes by "Bedlam_Boy" has been drawing Hentai Action Theater on and off (as much off as on) for almost 20 years, leaving a train of scratchy, dirty cartoons across multiple platforms.
Turn-ons: Traditional g-type pen nibs, large dirty martinis, boobies.
Turn-offs: Smudges, the Internet Junior Anti-Sex League, ink-spilling cats.