"Driver... Why did you drop your phone? I'm not buying you a new one if it breaks!"

On one hand Wiglaf is a heroic menace and on the other hand he is REALLY nice to look at, though Driver will never admit it and no one can see her staring to prove it ether.

Driver: I am NOT being paid nearly enough to deal with this

There's people who can be a good bodyguard against "The Devil of Bohuslän"? That's the type of name that suggests you need to call in the Hero's. On the other hand, it's good to have some confirmation that Wiglaf is famous & easily recognised. Even if Mordred seemingly isn't, despite the Author Note suggesting that he is important enough to have a bodyguard.

...Okay, I need to do this. I can't let this joke slide, even if it slightly tips into spoiler territory, though I won't give any explanation to it. If you know, you know:
"Europe is very glad that Mordred generally keeps a bodyguard nearby."