Daruis Drake
October 17, 2026
"You look more like a girl than I do with your hair like that" - This is as much a self-own as it is a diss. Probably more so, since you're saying you look more like a man than your brother, and you're going out of your way to look feminine.
"Your only friend is your pet cat, that isn't even here" - Wait, Wiglaf has a friend! This is the first time we've ever heard about Wiglaf actually having a friend! Good for him.
"Your only friend is your pet cat, that isn't even here" - Wait, Wiglaf has a friend! This is the first time we've ever heard about Wiglaf actually having a friend! Good for him.
ShroudedTheCursedOne
October 17, 2026
So is this the canonical moment when Wiglaf opts to ditch the long lochs?