The Where's Pauly Event has now concluded! Stay tuned for the results, great hunt everyone.

Well now, isn’t this a pleasantly plumb plebian? Jillian would be so lucky as to attract such a suitor! I mean, after all, look at the wetness of the kiss on her hand. Truly, he knows what women want and isn’t in any way, shape, or form way in over his head with Jillian.

Everyone knows when the woman asks to speak with her father seconds after meeting her, it’s love at first sight!